For god’s sake
leave the plural’s alone.
Mailboxe’s now declare
“The Jones’s” live here.
Grocerie’s come home in bag’s
from produce aisle’s and meat counter’s.
Mother’s and father’s, sister’s and brother’s
find thing’s to do together.
Something tell’s me our writing skill’s
have found the toilet.
Apostrophes were meant to play with
contractions and possessives only.